to kill all of sushi's troll accounts
to suck @AndyTheCandy's candy....
wait I said I would stop doing that....
To the dairy
to suck my candy
To the candy shop.
To Battleship Musashi before she sank.
To Musashi Ariadust Academy.
Over the rainbow (we're not in Kansas anymore)
to Slimy Texas Jim, the best BBQ this side of the Mason Dixon.
To an Ellen Aim and Priss double act.
To Hell. They have to have all the best lolis, right?
to a cock fight
to my closet full of sex tapes
To my closet full of sweaters, jackets, and various other apparel.
To my closet filled with various boxes for figurines and electronics.
to my closet of prostitutes... you seem to want to go there.
To @TheWired's closest prostitute. I.e. @TheWired
to the prostitute labs