Feel the sexy! Feel it pulse through your Soullll!
They will never know i was actually the one who killed him.
"Whoopsies...I think that I've just entered the wrong place. Uuuguh teehee"
"Oh! Hi there, how are you? I-I'm umm uh....dang I'm too shy! Uughuuu >.<"
"Why are you looking at my food?"
"Time to make the worst food possible, yay!"
"I'm worst girl"
Ho ho hoes everywhere
"Did I leave the oven on?"....
"I TOTALLY LEFT THE OVEN ON, SHIT."
"Avatar.exe has crashed."
merry fucking Christmas
"Ho ho ho ho you HOES!"
"wait what is it already Christmas?"
"No one will ever understand me. No one knows how hard it is to be an insanely attractive male with tons of fan-girls and loads of money...oh the pain...I'm in such sorrow."
"Just what I always wanted: My very own Pedobear!"