Woah that was a close one. As I was about to faint from dehydration, I fell on my door and knocked it down. The door then proceeded to swing out with a high friction. With my last conserved energy, I used every inch of my power to try opening my eyes, even if it was just a little.
I then got surprised. Turns out that I was surfing down the stairs with this door! With a slam, the door broke and I flew in a speed unimaginable.
It was at this moment, I felt something unbelievable. Air was flowing along me, in a rhytmically sense. Someone was trying to speak to me. It was the air.
The air whispered "you can do it!". This was how it felt like having another sense.
In mid-air, I proceeded to make a back-flip, quickly making a front-flip, followed up by making myself into a star shaped formation, rotating in high-speed making a 720. I swong my arms up, and began making a fan motion to make myself hover.
A glistening tear fell on my cheek while smiling. Whilst having sparkly eyes, a thought came to mind. "Why haven't done this before?"
My arms then got crushed by the fridge as I flew inside it. "Is it over?" I thought to myself. As I opened my eyes, I saw heaven. There was pepsi everywhere.
And that's how I survived :3