Unfortunately, the kitchen sink happened to explode while you were considering what to eat for dinner. Subsequently, shards of metallic sink debris were launched into your left eyeball, causing you to stumble backward into your frying pan collection. Falling backward, you grab onto a convenient rope hanging from the ceiling. The rope then triggers a trapdoor, leading you to fall into a mysterious underground room.
You look around, seeing nothing but a piano made entirely of solid platinum. As you approach the piano, you realize that it is merely a mirage; the shining object before you is nothing more than a silver Rubik's Cube. Infuriated, you throw the Rubik's Cube at the wall, triggering an explosion that launches you backward.
In pain and covered in blood, you look around, only to see you are now in a forest. However, this forest isn't actually a forest. As you inspect one of the trees, you realize that you're actually in the middle of the desert.
There are no trees at all. For miles, you are greeted with nothing but a vast ocean of purple sand. Pulling out the extremely large shovel you keep in your shirt pocket, you start digging down into the sand. Soon enough, your efforts are put to a halt, as you notice that you no longer have arms.
You use your mouth to open the door that's right next to you. Inside, there's nothing but another desert. That's when you fall to the ground. You no longer have legs either.
Without limbs, you lay on your back in the sand, looking at the bright red sky. In despair, you begin to cry tears of soy sauce.